I'm Your Man
by Joanne Rawson
Romance - Sizzle
71 Pages
Reviewed on 08/25/2015
by Joanne Rawson
Romance - Sizzle
71 Pages
Reviewed on 08/25/2015
Book Review
Reviewed by Rabia Tanveer for Readers' Favorite
I’m Your Man by Joanne Rawson is about Ruth Jones, a thirty-three-year-old woman who has the perfect job that she loves and a drop dead gorgeous hunk of a man as a boyfriend. Only, the boyfriend is not as invested in their relationship as she is. True, their passion is enough to keep them together for some obvious reasons, but whenever there is a social function or a family invitation, Justin has something that keeps him out of town or out of sight. She has been stood up one too many times, but when she is again alone at an event, it gets too much.
Deciding to drink her sorrows away, she is joined by an average looking New Yorker, Danny. His different accent and his witty charm are attractive enough to drink with him. When she wakes up the next day with the meanest hangover of her life, Ruth discovers that she had a one night stand with Danny. This being her first one night stand, Ruth does not want to share this tidbit with anyone, especially Justin. She wants nothing to do with Danny, but Danny has other ideas. Ideas that he wants to make reality. Can average Danny be the one for her?
I’m Your Man is the perfect example of a short and complete novel. I loved this novella for obvious reasons, but along with that I loved it because the writer put so much charm into the novel. Ruth is vivacious and Danny is just plain adorable. The fast pace of the novel should be frustrating, but it is fulfilling. The dialogues have a flow and the story is entertaining enough to make you read to the end. Five stars for an amazing novella.
I’m Your Man by Joanne Rawson is about Ruth Jones, a thirty-three-year-old woman who has the perfect job that she loves and a drop dead gorgeous hunk of a man as a boyfriend. Only, the boyfriend is not as invested in their relationship as she is. True, their passion is enough to keep them together for some obvious reasons, but whenever there is a social function or a family invitation, Justin has something that keeps him out of town or out of sight. She has been stood up one too many times, but when she is again alone at an event, it gets too much.
Deciding to drink her sorrows away, she is joined by an average looking New Yorker, Danny. His different accent and his witty charm are attractive enough to drink with him. When she wakes up the next day with the meanest hangover of her life, Ruth discovers that she had a one night stand with Danny. This being her first one night stand, Ruth does not want to share this tidbit with anyone, especially Justin. She wants nothing to do with Danny, but Danny has other ideas. Ideas that he wants to make reality. Can average Danny be the one for her?
I’m Your Man is the perfect example of a short and complete novel. I loved this novella for obvious reasons, but along with that I loved it because the writer put so much charm into the novel. Ruth is vivacious and Danny is just plain adorable. The fast pace of the novel should be frustrating, but it is fulfilling. The dialogues have a flow and the story is entertaining enough to make you read to the end. Five stars for an amazing novella.
Summary:
Ruth
Jones loves her boyfriend Justin. He is handsome, has a killer body, and the
sex is awesome. He does have one major fault though. He travels so much with
work that she only gets to see him once or twice a week, and that is his
reasoning for always wanting to . . . stay in. At first she’s happy that he
only wants to be with her, but over time, his habit of jibbing out at the last
minute for every family occasion, work function, or any bloody occasion that
involves socialising, really does her head in. All she wants, for goodness
sake, is for people to get to know her boyfriend. Okay, so she wants them to
see she has a hunk of a boyfriend, but is that so wrong?
When
Ruth wakes up in a hotel room one morning suffering from a major hangover, she
tries to piece the events of the previous night together. Feeling let down by
yet another no-show by Justin at a work function, she headed to the bar and
ordered a drink. The last thing she remembers is sitting next to an
average-looking guy with a nice accent and large hands, and wondering just what
those hands could do given half the chance. When the bathroom door opens and
Mr. Average walks out, she realises that at the ripe old age of thirty-three,
Ruth Jones has experienced her first one-night stand.
A
one-night stand that is about to
send her world into utter turmoil.
Excerpt:
A
WAVE OF nausea ascended from the pit of my stomach to my throat, not sure if I
was annoyed more with myself for getting so drunk or the recollection of what I
had got up to last night. I rolled over, curling myself up in a ball. I am Ruth
Jones, for goodness sakes, Recruitment and Training Officer, a respected cog in
the company for her hard work and dedication to one of the UK's top high street
fashion stores. How many times had I told new young managers that even though
they were technically off duty at company social events, eyes would still be
watching them? But that was precisely what happened to me. Last night was a
work function, in a sense, a big retirement party for the company’s Managing
Director.
It
was one thing getting shitfaced at the weekend, waking my neighbours at four in
the morning trying to get into their apartment with my door key, or giving a
taxi driver my address, then waking up twenty miles later and finding myself at
my parent’s house, which I’d moved out of fifteen years ago. Maybe, just maybe,
my philosophy of life—to work hard, play hard—had gone seriously wrong this
time. You see, it started with Justin saying he would meet me at the hotel. An
hour before the party, he called uttering his usual pathetic excuse; well
actually, this time no excuse at all, just, “Sorry babe, something has come
up.” With that he’d hung up and, when I tried to call him back, conveniently
his phone was off.
You
would think after four months I would have grown accustomed to the sneers of my
colleagues as I made my solitary entrance, after guaranteeing Justin would be
accompanying me for sure this time. Last night, however, I was well and truly
pissed, not only from the amount of wine I had consumed to blot out the pain of
being publicly dumped again, but also the humiliating cracks of, “Justin not
with you again?” and “I’m beginning to think he’s a figment of your
imagination, Ruth.” It was acceptable, to a point, from my family and friends,
but from my colleagues, come on, really? So I had no alternative; I left, in
shame, and headed for the public bar.
I
could remember seating myself at the only vacant stool and ordering a glass of
wine. At that point—I had still been coherent then and therefore still able to
recall it—the man to my left turned and gave me one of those healthy-teeth
smiles that said, “my dentist advised Colgate toothpaste,” and in an accent I
knew that was not from London, said, “I hate drinking alone too. May I buy you
a drink?”
Obviously,
I had the just-been-stood-up look yet again—one that my friends told me I
achieved so splendidly. I accepted. He thrust a large hand towards me, and I
couldn’t help thinking how big and chunky his fingers were, and what delightful
stimulation they could give, given half the chance. Oh hell, have I gone
totally mad? Undoubtedly! You see, last night, at the ripe old age of
thirty-three, I’d experienced my first one-night stand.
Yes,
I know it’s amazing in this day and age, with equality and all that. Perhaps
that is why my friends all call me Miss Prude, but, I’m sorry, I have strong
principles. No man will see me naked until at least the third date. One has to
prepare so much for such an activity. I mean there is all the shaving, exfoliating,
and moisturising, not to mention the right lighting and underwear. Having no
time to consider last night’s lighting effect, or what underwear I had worn,
least of all cheating on my boyfriend, the bathroom door swung open and through
a mist of steam emerged the Colgate Man.
Feeling
as if someone had thrown a ten thousand-piece jigsaw in front of me, I
frantically began to try to put the pieces together, all the while scrutinizing
my conquest. Had I been a character in a Jackie Collins book, my hero, who had
broken my vow of the three-date rule, not to mention leading me to betrayal,
would have been a six-foot gorgeous Adonis. A tightly toned bronze body
glistening with droplets of water would appear as he rubbed his hands through
his thick black hair. Tingling sensations of arousal would erupt through my
loins like a burning inferno. Fuelled with passion, I would pull back the silk
sheet, slide down the bed seductively, rubbing my hands up and down the burning
flesh of my inner thighs. Determined to extinguish my raging passion, he would
rip off his towel, and like a true professional fire fighter, he would slide
between my thighs to douse my burning loins until they smouldered.
I
waited with bated breath for the mist to clear, and my Adonis fire fighter to
emerge. A flicker of arousal igniting in the pit of my stomach, I quickly ran
my fingers through my tangled mane of curly auburn hair. That and my cat-green
eyes were, if I say so myself, my only good attributes. Positioning myself in
such a manner that the sheet was baring a tad of nipple, my belief being if I’d
cheated once, even though I couldn’t remember a darn thing, I may as well enjoy
a second time that I could. A wave of hysteria came over me. Hang on, what if
he is hideous? What if I’d just felt sorry for him and agreed to have a drink
and then . . .? There was no time to consider as he stepped
forward and walked towards the end of the bed.
